Jessica Simpson is probably my favorite stacked blonde starlet. Yeah, the Dukes of Hazzard sort of sucked but you can’t tell me you didn’t enjoy seeing Jessica in a bikini scrubbing down the General Lee. Nobody saw Blonde Ambition, including myself, but I’m pretty sure it sucks too.

Her marriage to Nick Lachey was well publicized but apparently hardly watched. I guess the target demographic didn’t go for watching that little fairy prance around all the while knowing he’s banging Jessica. I don’t know about you but I sort of enjoyed seeing her act like a bimbo on camera. At least she’s a great looking bimbo, and hey, isn’t that what counts?

That brings us down to Jessica’s real assets and that’s a spectacular set of tits. Luckily for us the 20 something blonde isn’t shy about bringing them out. I’d trade one, possibly both testacles for the chance to crawl up between those beauties, curl up and take a little nap.